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Everyone hates corporate culture. Performance Review is your revenge.

In this survivors-like roguelike set in a corporate office hellscape, you'll battle through endless waves of hostile coworkers armed with nothing but weaponized office supplies. Choose from 20 playable characters representing different departments — from The Intern with unlimited potential to The CEO with executive privilege — each with unique starting abilities and stats.

Collect and upgrade 30 different weapons pulled straight from the supply closet. Watch staplers pin enemies in place, keyboards deal QWERTY damage, and ergonomic chairs become spinning wheels of destruction. The physics-based combat system ensures every throw feels impactful as office supplies ricochet through procedurally generated cubicle farms.

Collect "Manuals" — corporate policy documents that actually do something useful for once — to buff your attacks and unlock devastating combinations. Progress through floors, unlock permanent upgrades, and climb the corporate ladder... violently.

Your performance has been... reviewed.