Survive the quarterly review
A 3D survivors-like roguelike where you battle through waves of coworkers using weaponized office supplies. Think Vampire Survivors meets Office Space.
Everyone hates corporate culture. Performance Review is your revenge. Battle through endless waves of hostile coworkers, armed with nothing but office supplies and a burning desire to survive the quarterly review.
Navigate procedurally generated office floors, collect weaponized staplers, keyboards, coffee mugs, and ergonomic chairs. Level up your character, unlock new abilities, and climb the corporate ladder one bloodbath at a time.
With physics-based combat, dark comedy, and that special brand of workplace satire that hits a little too close to home, Performance Review is the catharsis you didn't know you needed.
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Weaponize the entire supply closet. Staplers, keyboards, coffee mugs, ergonomic chairs, and more become instruments of corporate destruction.
Play as different department archetypes. The Intern, The Developer, The HR Rep, The CEO — each with unique starting stats and abilities.
Collect corporate policy documents that buff your attacks. The Employee Handbook has never been this useful.
Watch office supplies ricochet through cubicle farms. Every throw feels impactful with our physics-based combat system.
No two runs are the same. Procedurally generated office layouts ensure every quarterly review is a fresh nightmare.
Permanent unlocks between runs. Climb the corporate ladder, unlock new characters, weapons, and abilities.
Every item in the office is a potential weapon. Start with basic supplies and evolve them into devastating instruments of corporate warfare.
...and 24 more to discover!
20 playable characters, each with unique starting stats and abilities.
+10 more characters to unlock!
A glimpse into the corporate chaos.
More screenshots coming soon. Development is ongoing!
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What you'll need to survive the quarterly review.
System requirements will be finalized closer to release.
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