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PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Survive the quarterly review

A 3D survivors-like roguelike where you battle through waves of coworkers using weaponized office supplies. Think Vampire Survivors meets Office Space.

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About the Game

Everyone hates corporate culture. Performance Review is your revenge. Battle through endless waves of hostile coworkers, armed with nothing but office supplies and a burning desire to survive the quarterly review.

Navigate procedurally generated office floors, collect weaponized staplers, keyboards, coffee mugs, and ergonomic chairs. Level up your character, unlock new abilities, and climb the corporate ladder one bloodbath at a time.

With physics-based combat, dark comedy, and that special brand of workplace satire that hits a little too close to home, Performance Review is the catharsis you didn't know you needed.

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Key Features

Everything you need to survive the corporate apocalypse.

30 Office Weapons

Weaponize the entire supply closet. Staplers, keyboards, coffee mugs, ergonomic chairs, and more become instruments of corporate destruction.

20 Characters

Play as different department archetypes. The Intern, The Developer, The HR Rep, The CEO — each with unique starting stats and abilities.

Manuals System

Collect corporate policy documents that buff your attacks. The Employee Handbook has never been this useful.

3D Physics Combat

Watch office supplies ricochet through cubicle farms. Every throw feels impactful with our physics-based combat system.

Procedural Floors

No two runs are the same. Procedurally generated office layouts ensure every quarterly review is a fresh nightmare.

Meta Progression

Permanent unlocks between runs. Climb the corporate ladder, unlock new characters, weapons, and abilities.

Weaponized Office Supplies

30 Ways to Ruin Someone's Day

Every item in the office is a potential weapon. Start with basic supplies and evolve them into devastating instruments of corporate warfare.

  • The Stapler — Rapid-fire staples that pin enemies in place
  • Keyboard Warrior — Fling keys that deal QWERTY damage
  • Coffee Mug — Scalding hot projectiles with splash damage
  • Ergonomic Chair — Spinning wheel of destruction
  • Sticky Note Storm — Death by a thousand paper cuts
  • The Projector — Blinding beam attacks

...and 24 more to discover!

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Choose Your Department

20 playable characters, each with unique starting stats and abilities.

👔

The Intern

💻

The Developer

📋

The HR Rep

📊

The Accountant

📈

The Salesperson

🎨

The Designer

📱

The IT Guy

👑

The CEO

🔧

The Janitor

The Barista

+10 more characters to unlock!

Screenshots

A glimpse into the corporate chaos.

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More screenshots coming soon. Development is ongoing!

Trailer

See the quarterly review in action.

Trailer Coming Soon

System Requirements

What you'll need to survive the quarterly review.

Minimum

OS
Windows 10 64-bit
Processor
TBD
Memory
TBD
Graphics
TBD
Storage
TBD

Recommended

OS
Windows 10/11 64-bit
Processor
TBD
Memory
TBD
Graphics
TBD
Storage
TBD

System requirements will be finalized closer to release.

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